We ordered some food to be delivered from Walmart and the driver left everything on the sidewalk, significantly short of the front door. We were initially confused and infuriated but after we reviewed the attached "delivery confirmation" photo we understood what had happened.
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| Male Peacock Intimidates Delivery Driver |
Our trained "Guard Peacock" was on duty, pacing back and forth, patrolling the front door area and keeping us safe from intruders.
Yes, it's Guard Peacock, dressed in blue and looking fierce beyond his mortal powers. Watch out for those claws, faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a riding lawnmower. Able to leap over single story buildings in a single bound.
Apparently, the delivery person was intimidated by the 10 pound bird outside our front door. The peafowl hang around hunting lizards, tasty little meat treats.
